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A Guide for Incels Who Want to Have Sex

Are you an incel looking to hook up? This guide is for you.

Oct 13, 2021

A Guide for Incels Who Want to Have Sex

Oct 13, 2021

Pranking the Police With ‘The Flying Spliff™’

Here’s what happens if you tie a spliff to a balloon, smoke it in front of the police and release the evidence to fly away.

Jul 14, 2021

Pranking the Police With ‘The Flying Spliff™’

Jul 14, 2021

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Rock n’ Heavy

The Crazy Things I’ve Seen at Croatian Festivals

“With the driver powerless to halt him, his nonsensical drivel continues until he halts himself –by falling into the aisle and proceeding…

Jul 3, 2021

The Crazy Things I’ve Seen at Croatian Festivals

Jul 3, 2021

I Asked The Foreign Office and Ministry Of Defence, If Linda COULD Destroy ISIS

It all started in January 2014. A middle-aged American, by the name of Linda Glocke, made a strong commitment to defeat ISIS.

Apr 26, 2021

I Asked The Foreign Office and Ministry Of Defence, If Linda COULD Destroy ISIS

Apr 26, 2021

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The Writing Cooperative

6 Ways to Prepare for a Freelance Journalism Career in 2021

You’re working in the Wild West now (the internet) forget about writing shorthand

Mar 15, 2021

6 Ways to Prepare for a Freelance Journalism Career in 2021

Mar 15, 2021

The Worst Drug Dealing Horror Story I’ve Ever Heard

“He jumped out of the second floor window and broke one of his arms and legs.”

Mar 10, 2021

The Worst Drug Dealing Horror Story I’ve Ever Heard

Mar 10, 2021

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ILLUMINATION

What Working with David Bowie Taught Me about Imperfection

Ken Scott worked with some iconic artists — including The Beatles, David Bowie and Duran Duran–– and he learned a valuable lesson from them

Mar 7, 2021

What Working with David Bowie Taught Me about Imperfection

Mar 7, 2021

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ILLUMINATION

Your Smartphone Doesn’t Belong to You

It belongs to the advertisers who are exploiting you

Mar 2, 2021

Your Smartphone Doesn’t Belong to You

Mar 2, 2021

It's because of porn, that's how they depict female orgasam there.

Mar 1, 2021

Mar 1, 2021

Thanks for reading.

Mar 1, 2021

Mar 1, 2021

Simon Doherty

Simon Doherty

I’m a London-based writer and this is my blog. You can read my VICE articles here: https://www.vice.com/en/contributor/simon-doherty

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