Gerard Dureux was a paranoid, reclusive painter and sculptor whose collection has been smuggled to the UK by his son

The Dureux family handout


Photo: Josh Eustace


“With the driver powerless to halt him, his nonsensical drivel continues until he halts himself –by falling into the aisle and proceeding to vomit and piss himself.”

Photo: Author



You’re working in the Wild West now (the internet) forget about writing shorthand

Photo by Jeswin Thomas on Unsplash

If you’re going to Uni, pick a different course


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“He jumped out of the second floor window and broke one of his arms and legs.”

Photo taken by the author in 2015


Ken Scott worked with some iconic artists — including The Beatles, David Bowie and Duran Duran — and he learned a valuable lesson from them

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It belongs to the advertisers and tech companies exploiting you

A Nokia 3310: via Pixabey


Simon Doherty

I’m a London-based writer and this is my blog. You can read my VICE articles here: https://www.vice.com/en/contributor/simon-doherty

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