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The Worst Drug Dealing Horror Story I’ve Ever Heard

“He jumped out of the second floor window and broke one of his arms and legs.”

Simon Doherty
4 min readMar 10, 2021

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Photo taken by the author in 2015

The cottage industry that is student dealing flourished around 2008; partly as a result of a decline in academic values within many British universities and partly due to the arrival of the student-favoured cheap stimulant mephedrone.

By 2009, reports began to surface claiming that some people actually enrol on university courses with the sole purpose of selling drugs — the student loan serves nicely as a start-up fund. By 2014, I think everyone had to admit that casual dealing amongst students had become commonplace.

I spoke with Peter*, he’s a 24-year-old Londoner who went to university in Nottingham. He is an old-skool smoker; we all know at least one. He favours bongs over vaping, his baggy jeans are littered with crevices produced by hot rocks — marking him out as a long-term habitual user — and he will definitely steal your lighter.

In Nottingham, he spent half a decade as a successful mid-level university weed dealer, during which time he supplied an immeasurable number of students with their evening smoke.

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