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“With the driver powerless to halt him, his nonsensical drivel continues until he halts himself –by falling into the aisle and proceeding to vomit and piss himself.” — A dishevelled Geordie, who looks like he’s drunk his own body weight in beer, is standing at the front of the vehicle, mic in hand, alternating between telling the same joke over and over and just plain screaming. …

It all started in January 2014. A middle-aged American, by the name of Linda Glocke, made a strong commitment to defeat ISIS in an online comment. So strong, in fact, that the internet vowed to follow Linda on her one woman crusade against the caliphate. The comment — which was…

You’re working in the Wild West now (the internet) forget about writing shorthand — Journalism has changed. If you’re a young person thinking of pursuing this as a career, you need to know that you’re working in the Wild West now (the internet). It’s fast-paced, there are few rules and those few change all the time. You’re better off getting clued up on social…

“He jumped out of the second floor window and broke one of his arms and legs.” — The cottage industry that is student dealing flourished around 2008; partly as a result of a decline in academic values within many British universities and partly due to the arrival of the student-favoured cheap stimulant mephedrone. By 2009, reports began to surface claiming that some people actually enrol on university…

Ken Scott worked with some iconic artists — including The Beatles, David Bowie and Duran Duran — and he learned a valuable lesson from them — “Great creativity comes from mistakes,” says Ken Scott, legendary engineer of The Beatles and producer of David Bowie. “That’s the way it should be.” Regarded by many as one of the most significant recording industry figures in the past five decades, Scott worked with some of the biggest artists ever…

It belongs to the advertisers and tech companies exploiting you — I remember the moment that I realised that I don’t want to own a smartphone. It was 11AM on a Monday morning, everything was falling apart and I was stood outside an abandoned building that used to be a double-glazed window storage unit. …